Cocoa's Blog
5 Tips to De-shed Your Subject Without the Dreadful Mess
5 Tips to De-shed Your Subject Without the Dreadful Mess. Cocoa shares her tips to de-shed your cat. Cat grooming tips. Read more...
The Genesis of Greatness: My Royal Proclamation
Cocoa writes about our new, focused store showcasing a hero product called The Cat Nail File Enrichment Box. We chose this product carefully. It is very innovative, and excellent for... Read more...
The Evolution of Genius: My Vision for a Smarter, Slower Cat Empire
Right, settle down, darlings. Gather 'round, preferably not on the clean cashmere throw, because I have an announcement. And no, it’s not that the staff finally mastered the art of... Read more...
From the Desk of the Crowned Queen (Still the CEO, obviously)
Cocoa's daily blog post. This one is very opinionated.  Read more...
From the Desk of the Queen (and CEO)
Cocoa shares her opinion on a few things.  Read more...
The Tall Human Had a Meltdown
Cocoa sees her human have a meltdown today and tries to be sympathetic.  Read more...
Me, me, me on a Tee!!
New Cocoa merch dropping in 48 hrs. While supplies last! Get the most beautiful CEO's trendy self on a T-shirt for the whole family.  Read more...
Confessions of a Trendy House Cat
Cocoa the Trendy Pet humorously describes her life as a diva house cat who wakes humans at dawn, redecorates with fur and claw marks, and treats the home as her... Read more...
Cocoa Conquers Valentine’s Day: Roses Are Red, My Humans Are Slow, Send Treats Instead
By: Cocoa, Supreme Feline Overlord & CEO of Cocoa the Trendy PetListen up, peasants—I mean, loyal subjects and potential customers.Yesterday was Valentine’s Day, the one day of the year when... Read more...
The Hardest Working Tail in the Industry: A Day in My Life
Cocoa the cat shares a humorous look at her daily life as a feline CEO, detailing the "hard work" of balancing a strict nap schedule with overseeing her pet empire.... Read more...
Employee Review: Why "The Staff" Still Has Her Job (For Now)
Cocoa's firing me???? -Kristen Read more...
The CEO’s Remote Control: A Guide to Managing My PlayKat® via the Tuya App
The blog post serves as a high-tech "management guide" for "The Staff" (Kristen) to keep the CEO (Cocoa) entertained during the workday using the PlayKat®. It focuses on how the Tuya... Read more...