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I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
What toys do cats really like to play with alone? Cocoa the Trendy Pet shares why "Goldilocks movement" is key and why your cat is actually attacking the blinds. Read more...
smart litter box with a cat looking at it
Cocoa’s Chronicle: The Royal Proclamation on Our Latest Arrivals
Cocoa, the regal feline behind Cocoa The Trendy Pet, announces the latest arrivals: the MigiBox 3-in-1 Enrichment System for strategic play, a clever cardboard puzzle cat toy, and the Litter... Read more...
black cat wearing a crown on a throne in space
Cocoa the Void Pet
Listen closely, subjects. One has noticed a peculiar trend in the chatter echoing through the manor lately. It seems the common folk have taken to calling me a "void." At... Read more...
The Royal Decree: Why I’ve Delegated the Bird Hunt to the FlyChase Cocoa The Trendy Pet
The Royal Decree: Why I’ve Delegated the Bird Hunt to the FlyChase
Cocoa recommends the FlyChase Interactive Cat Toy for every royally bored cat.  Read more...
An Utter State of Cataclysmic Disbelief: Where is My Tribute Cocoa The Trendy Pet
An Utter State of Cataclysmic Disbelief: Where is My Tribute
Cocoa is getting mad and frustrated. Now, she is REALLY judging you!! Read more...
The Settee Incident: A Sovereign’s Guide to Delegating Your Claw Care Protocols. Cocoa The Trendy Pet
The Settee Incident: A Sovereign’s Guide to Delegating Your Claw Care Protocols.
"I have noticed a disturbing trend: the help (that’s you, human) seems unduly attached to their 'furniture.' I heard the weeping when the corner of that mid-century modern armchair became...... Read more...
The Audacity of Water: A Sovereign’s Guide to the Dreaded Cat Bath Cocoa The Trendy Pet
The Audacity of Water: A Sovereign’s Guide to the Dreaded Cat Bath
It has come to my attention that some of you 'staff' members possess the delusion that we felines require assistance with our hygiene. Let me be clear: I am a... Read more...
The Royal Decree on Dining: Why Your Cat (Me) Demands a Digital Servant Cocoa The Trendy Pet
The Royal Decree on Dining: Why Your Cat (Me) Demands a Digital Servant
Cocoa gives you her tips on feeding schedules, and why you need an auto feeder.  Read more...
A Royal Proclamation: Quality Over Quantity (As It Should Be) Cocoa The Trendy Pet
A Royal Proclamation: Quality Over Quantity (As It Should Be)
Greetings, bipeds. It is I, Cocoa, the resident sovereign. I have descended from my velvet perch—after a particularly grueling sixteen-hour nap—to address the state of the "fun" in this establishment. While... Read more...
5 Tips to De-shed Your Subject Without the Dreadful Mess Cocoa The Trendy Pet
5 Tips to De-shed Your Subject Without the Dreadful Mess
5 Tips to De-shed Your Subject Without the Dreadful Mess. Cocoa shares her tips to de-shed your cat. Cat grooming tips. Read more...
The Genesis of Greatness: My Royal Proclamation Cocoa The Trendy Pet
The Genesis of Greatness: My Royal Proclamation
Cocoa writes about our new, focused store showcasing a hero product called The Cat Nail File Enrichment Box. We chose this product carefully. It is very innovative, and excellent for... Read more...
The Evolution of Genius: My Vision for a Smarter, Slower Cat Empire Cocoa The Trendy Pet
The Evolution of Genius: My Vision for a Smarter, Slower Cat Empire
Right, settle down, darlings. Gather 'round, preferably not on the clean cashmere throw, because I have an announcement. And no, it’s not that the staff finally mastered the art of... Read more...