The Royal Collection: Wear the Greatness

For the Grown-Ups (The Staff)

The Adult Cocoa Tee is for the humans who pay the bills. It’s soft, it’s stylish, and it tells the world that you are officially under the employment of a superior feline. It pairs perfectly with a blazer for a board meeting or a pair of joggers for your third nap of the day.

For the Tiny Humans (The Heirs)

The Kids Cocoa Tee is for the small, loud ones. I’m told they have a lot of energy, so we’ve made sure these are durable enough to survive a playground while still looking "CEO-approved." It’s never too early to teach the youth about proper aesthetic standards.

A Note on Shipping (The "Royal Delay")

Now, listen closely. You can place your orders now, but you’ll have to wait a bit to actually receive them. Why? Because I’ve instituted a Mandatory Royal Inspection.

Every single shirt must be personally sniffed and stared at by me to ensure the thread count is up to snuff and my likeness is sufficiently majestic. Unfortunately, I had a very demanding catnip mouse meeting this morning, followed by a four-hour "sunbeam audit," so the queue is a bit backed up.

Your patience is appreciated. Or rather, it is expected. Quality takes time, and a Queen doesn't rush for anyone—not even for "logistics."

"Good things come to those who wait. Better things come to those who wait for me." — Cocoa